Archive for June 14th, 2009

Oh, Cudi…how I love thee. And not for the current media hype (I know how you loathe it); but more for the fact that you freestyle like a beast. Love me. Also, I remember a situation where you were tasered because you got so heated about the “fugly ass soul dagger” reebok selection available for your NBA All-Star game performance. Marry me. Haha…but I’m not kidding. I think we’d be happy together. I know you’re Mr. Solo Dolo, but I don’t need a commitment right away and kids frighten me. Just keep me outfitted in 10deep and pretty shoes and I’ll do my best to keep you away from high voltages.

While I’d like to keep our love affair away from the real world; like the bachelor…before the final rose. I feel like I would only do us harm by not hyping your ridiculous melodies. What kind of fiancé would I be if I wasn’t your personal street team? Fiancé thing too much? Never.

get it.