Archive for June 17th, 2009

I know what you’re thinking. Why? Just, why? Well you know what; why not? I feel you Jeremy! How do you top last season’s blinding metallic kicks with giant wings on them?  Because those were fierce as hell. Why not put three tongues on them? There it is! I bow down to your genius. Ridiculous or not, put these on and see if people don’t stare at your feet, mouths agape, until you’re out of sight. And isn’t that the whole point? I want them. And I want to wear them with a giant bumble bee outfit like the little girl in the Blind Melon “No Rain” video. Those people knew how to get it in. And I bet I would be a hit at that soiree. They would think I was bee-autiful! Get it? GET IT? I crack myself up. Is it too soon to use the bees knees thing again? Damnit. I knew I peaked too early.

I rest my case.

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