Archive for June 24th, 2009

Say it right! It’s pronounced Wal-AY, my dears. I may or may not have been ridiculed during my first encounter with “Nike Boots.” But it’s cool now; I’ve adjusted my enunciation. Sticks and stones may break my bones but you’re an ass for correcting me… But now he’s gracing me with free music and oh, how I love mixtape days! Downloading free music is like Christmas. Smells like chestnuts roasting and Uncle Craig knocked under the tree on account of too much eggnog. Unless you’re that woman being forced to pay $80,000 per song after losing her copyright case…again; Santa gave her a lump of coal in her stocking. And then he robbed her. And no, I don’t consider mixtapes stealing because you can’t buy them anywhere. So unless you want me to start sending blank checks to every artist, cool it RIAA! I’m just trying to get my head bob on. Maybe get a little shoulder bounce going, a Cha Cha slide if the mood arises. Actually, I hope that dance dies a Lifetime Network caliber death. And if you disagree with me then I apologize for offending. Just let me know what the hell I should be doing during “REVERSE!” because I’m pretty sure no one knows.

“Back To The Feature” has been keeping my iPod very chipper all day and it would only be fair for me to share the wealth. I can cross holiday volunteerism off my “to-do” list. Damn right this counts. No need to thank me for my philanthropy…just pay it forward. Adopt a highway or something. Pavement needs love too.

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Via: FreshnessMag