Archive for June 28th, 2009

Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! Sorry, I had to. I love arcades. LOVE them. In a way that makes others think I may be pulling a Mary Kay Letourneau. But that’s ok by me, because I wear boys’ sizes in sneakers. And no one suspects a grown woman will rob a little boy for his kicks. They would be wrong. Don’t judge me! If you saw these on a snotty little nine year old, you would take them and run. Your lies only hurt yourself. These are the second coming of the original Ms. Pacman Dunk Lows that dropped earlier this May. While I have to cosign the Ms. Pacmans, these high tops are FIRE.

If you close your eyes you can almost hear a 12 yr old Christian relieving his teenage angst by inflicting multiple gunshot wounds on a zombie. Maybe he’ll buy me a pop when he’s done. Oh, the good ole days.

Via: Hypebeast

What’s this? Something catering to the ladies? Someone…hand me…my inhaler. No, seriously. The walk from the kitchen to the computer got me winded. I’m slowly fading…

Whew! I’m back! Set to drop July 1st in retailers all across the good ‘ole U.S. of A, I’m feeling the vibe of these. Very Summer. I’d advise against wearing them to the beach though; sandy kicks are not a good look. And they tend to bog you down when you’re swimming or so my lifeguard boss argued when he let me go last summer. Perhaps a nice neighborly barbeque would be appropriate? If you’re a fan of your neighbors, that is. Otherwise it could prove to be uncomfortable. You eating their food with your shiny new kicks on, quietly mocking them.

Via: SoleCollector