Archive for July 8th, 2009

I was never a big fan of puppets. That Barney dinosaur seemed like a closet wife-beater to me and I still think Elmo is Lucifer in costume. That being said, I loved The Muppet Show. They seemed like they knew how to party. And I felt a kinship with the diva in charge, Miss Piggy. Perhaps it was the Madonna swagger or maybe her over-aggressive nature towards a certain emerald amphibian. I don’t know; but I know she had spunk. And it’s about time Nike saw it too.

These are currently dropping at Nike SB retailers across the globe, which means it should be pretty easy for you to cop me a pair. I do my best to make it easy for you. Because I learned valuable lessons from that show. Like, if enormous brightly colored furry monsters chase you down dark alleys while your singing, don’t freak out. Chances are, they just want your autograph. Unless you are not Julie Andrews. Then there’s probably cause for concern. Unless there were pharmaceuticals involved. Then just keep away from Elmo and you should be fine.

Via: Freshnessmag