It’s like the shamwow without the violent strippers! I might have to go ahead and order a couple. I’m all save the Earth now. Call me Gandhi. Ok, don’t call me Gandhi…I’m so much cuter.

Via: The Kitchn

Chicago based industrial designer Mark Kinsley is a genius. I want it. I need it. Someone make it happen.

Via: Core 77

How about some practical freshness? I’m kind of obsessed with these, and no, I’m not going to start a forest fire. Firstly, I don’t think I could put it out with one of these and secondly, I don’t do woods; I’m black. We tend to avoid excessive foliage. But just in case someone in your office decides to go bat-shit crazy and burn that mofo down to the ground you can save yourself and perhaps even earn some brownie points by not letting your cubicle neighbors char like a Bobby Flay steak in the blazing inferno. That’s what we like to call job security. Unless you set the fire, in which case the term switches to arson and subsequently, prison. My only issue with this lovely, lifesaving eye candy is the price; it retails for $133. Who knew fire safety could burn a hole in your pocket? Yeah I did… For that much I’m pretty sure that the last picture below says, “In the event of a fire, run. FAST. And please do not forget to take me with you. Because I am very pretty.” More or less. High school French was so long ago and I may be un peu rusty. Wow, that was pretty impressive. Oui Oui?

If you do happen to be fluent in French and want to show us all up, you pretentious bastard, here is the website where you can purchase one, or just admire the pretty colors. You can even build me one! No. Thank YOU.