Summer Summer Summertiiiime! Linda Farrows’s Spring/Summer collection is here to save you from those blinding global warming rays. Well, save your eyes at least. You should probably buy a spacesuit or something to ward against the other risks. Unless you live in New England. Because Mother Nature has decided that we deserve to drown with Noah and his arc nowhere in sight. When the storm has passed and the sun finally comes out to play, you can be prepared to ball hard with these. I’m cool. I’ve been rocking t-shirts and flip-flops since the beginning of June, because weather can’t stop my summer swagger. Plus, I enjoy sick days. Cop a pair of these at oki-ni. I’m a fan of the orange ones. And I happen to think Fourth of July gifts are swell. God bless America.

Ms. Farrow lined up some heavy hitters for this collection including my personal favorites; Raf Simons and Jeremy Scott. Get it.

I know what you’re thinking. Why? Just, why? Well you know what; why not? I feel you Jeremy! How do you top last season’s blinding metallic kicks with giant wings on them?  Because those were fierce as hell. Why not put three tongues on them? There it is! I bow down to your genius. Ridiculous or not, put these on and see if people don’t stare at your feet, mouths agape, until you’re out of sight. And isn’t that the whole point? I want them. And I want to wear them with a giant bumble bee outfit like the little girl in the Blind Melon “No Rain” video. Those people knew how to get it in. And I bet I would be a hit at that soiree. They would think I was bee-autiful! Get it? GET IT? I crack myself up. Is it too soon to use the bees knees thing again? Damnit. I knew I peaked too early.

I rest my case.

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